Saturday, December 11, 2010

When "Everyday Talk" Goes Too Far

[Scene: Anastasia & Evangeline are eating at the child-sized indoor picnic table when Anastasia asks Chris if he will sit beside her. Chris explains to Anastasia that he cannot sit there because he is too big.]

Evangeline: Yeah, because your bottom is bigger than ours, right?
Dad: Yes.
Evangeline: And [names censored out of courtesy]'s bottoms are bigger than yours. And JESUS's bottom is bigger than EVERYBODY's because he is bigger than EVERYTHING!

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